Football and food, food and football. I can’t think of a better way to spend a Sunday afternoon than grabbing something good to eat, pouring up a cold beverage, and kicking back and watching America’s game for seven straight hours on NFL RedZone. In fact, now that I’m thinking of it, I probably had entirely too many snacks this past weekend. Which got me to thinking, what all did I have on Sunday? Hmm…
That’s right! I remember now… I had an Oh Henry! And much like the candy bar, the other-worldly running back of the Tennessee Titans went absolutely nuts! Derrick Henry called game in overtime on Sunday, taking the winning run into the endzone to put the kibosh on any hopes the Houston Texans had of winning. Henry rushed for 212 yards, two touchdowns, and added another 52 receiving yards to his monstrous stat line. Yeah, that was good and all, but I’m a big guy with a big appetite…
Next, I found myself reaching for the bag of potato chips. I think they were kettle-cooked, which reminds me now of how George Kittle cooked the Los Angeles Rams to the tune of seven receptions, 109 yards, and a touchdown! You’d think I’d be full of all that right? Well, think again! I kept going…
After all those tasty treats and heart-pounding NFL action, I was feeling parched, so I cracked open a frosty can of Matty Ice, and it was satisfyingly refreshing to see the Falcons’ quarterback finally return to form! After falling flat and smelling skunky for three straight weeks, Matt Ryan popped the top off the Vikings’ defense, passing for 371 yards and four touchdowns, leading Atlanta to their first win of the season, and their first win under interim Head Coach Raheem Morris.
Okay, so I’m not exactly proud of myself for going off the rails this weekend and eating all of those calories, but I knew we were going to hard and work it all off today as we sprint through who’s UPNXT for Week 7 in the NFL. Ready, set, go!
BONUS: Hang around until the end for a quick recap of last week’s picks!